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toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via allthecoolkidsrusticate)

Aug 20
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
Aug 20

drdita:

Dita Von Teese shoes

(via velvetandvulvas)

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

Aug 20

"It is the phenomenon sometimes called “alienation from self.” In its advanced stages, we no longer answer the telephone, because someone might want something; that we could say no without drowning in self-reproach is an idea alien to this game. Every encounter demands too much, tears the nerves, drains the will, and the specter of something as small as an unanswered letter arouses such disproportionate guilt that answering it becomes out of the question. To assign unanswered letters their proper weight, to free us from the expectations of others, to give us back to ourselves—there lies the great, the singular power of self-respect. Without it, one eventually discovers the final turn of the screw: one runs away to find oneself, and finds no one at home."

- Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem (via ashleyriordan)

(via the-herbarium)

Aug 20
flyartproductions:

THE THREE (GR)A$$ES
The Three Graces (1639), Peter Paul Rubens / Dance (A$$) Remix, Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj
Aug 20

flyartproductions:

THE THREE (GR)A$$ES

The Three Graces (1639), Peter Paul Rubens / Dance (A$$) Remix, Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj

(via elliew398)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results
Aug 19

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via allthecoolkidsrusticate)

"In the end, it’s not up to men to try and define women’s experiences of violence for them, or to tell a woman raped by her husband that the crime committed against her was less severe than another woman’s. Women define their own experience of male violence. What Dawkins needs to realise is that, in his exploration of logical argument, there is one group of people who will have listened appreciatively to his words. They will have heard the description of date rape as ‘mild’, and they will have gone away feeling reassured that the crime they committed wasn’t that bad, wasn’t that violent, was only ‘mild’. And those people are rapists."

- Sian Norris, Richard Dawkins is wrong to suggest that there can be varying degrees of severity involved in rape (via alwaysinyouratmosphere)

(via alwaysinyouratmosphere)

Aug 19
Aug 19

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

(via terracutie)

lizclimo:

fair enough
Aug 19

lizclimo:

fair enough

(via allthecoolkidsrusticate)

"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

- "Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via whataboutprom)

(via eidolonmoon)

Aug 19